Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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