So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
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Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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