you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
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Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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