i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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