My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
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Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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