She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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