This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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