i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
