I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
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I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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