You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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