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Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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