Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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