Having a random hookup so left but love u
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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