I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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