i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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