My room smells like vodka and shame
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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