In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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