WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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