Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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