Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
it was like eating out sand paper
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i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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