I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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