He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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