May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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