Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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