Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize
