I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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