When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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