new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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