Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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