sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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