that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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