No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
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I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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