i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I am one with the molecules
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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