I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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