can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Randomize
