come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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