Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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