dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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