I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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