How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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