My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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