The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
