Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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