too bad you live with your parents still
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
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We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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