I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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