wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize
