Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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