The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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