Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT