I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.