it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out