When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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