Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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