Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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