HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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