ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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