They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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