living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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